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Sunday, April 3, 2011
The Post-Shoot Blues
And the long drive home...
The rain eased up by the time we opened the elephant door and started wrapping three swing sets late Friday night. As far as I’m concerned, freedom from the elements is reason enough to work on stage, where neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night (to bastardize the unofficial credo of the post office) can stop the cameras from rolling. After three decades of working location shoots in pouring rain, long nights, howling winds, freezing snow, and extreme heat of the dry and humid variety, I'm happy to leave such character-building toil to the younger generation.
The deluge didn't stay on "pause" for long. Well before we finished the wrap, those fat, heavy clouds hanging low overhead opened up again, making for a long, wet walk to the parking structure -- and by the time I pulled out onto the street and headed for home, that rain was coming down hard.
This shoot night marked the culmination of another three week work cycle, and the beginning of our one week hiatus. Multi-camera sit-coms follow this three-weeks-on/one-week-off schedule to give the actors and writers a break from the daily grind of production and allow them to catch their creative breath. Still, just about everybody on the crew is ready for a little time off after three straight weeks of endless lighting, tweaking, re-lighting, rehearsing, filming, and wrapping.
Shoot nights are very different from the rest of the week. After a final round of rehearsals, blocking, and pre-shoots, the crew breaks for dinner while a live audience is seated for the evening start of the show. The crowd comes in quiet, but after watching a 22 minute (and blissfully commercial-free) episode from a previous week, they're soon whipped into a hooting, screaming frenzy by the warm-up comedian and DJ -- and from that moment on, our quiet sound stage becomes one very noisy place, making communication of any kind difficult. Even with the Secret Service-style earphones we all wear, it's hard to monitor and respond to the walkie-talkie chatter from our ever-voluble DP over the cacophony of that crowd.
The actors love this, of course -- they feed off all that energy -- but after a long week of hard work getting the show ready, weathering this sustained aural assault wears the crew down. By the time the show is finally over three or four hours later, everyone is drained from the stress of working amid all that noise. Once the actors take their curtain call, the set goes dark, the house lights come up, and the audience quickly files out. In a matter of minutes everyone’s gone but a few set dressers rolling out the furnishings from the swing sets, the craft service guy cleaning up, and a handful of production people doing paperwork as the grips and juicers wrap their equipment. Set Dressing finishes first, with Craft Service and the grips the next to go. Since Grip and Electric work in an alternating mode -- we hang, power, and adjust the lamps, then they cut and shape the light -- their equipment (meat axes, flags, and teasers) has to come down before we can even get to our lamps on the pipe grid. As a result, the grips are long gone while we work on into the night. As the clock ticks ever later, it’s just us juicers working on a deserted stage while the Second AD and a couple of PAs huddle in their cramped office filling out production reports.
In most ways, this is a good thing -- absent all those other people, we can work unfettered, driving the lifts wherever necessary without worrying about crushing some innocent/oblivious bystander in the process. But if the work goes a lot faster on the empty stage, it always seems a bit strange. After a week on a stage full of actors and crew working together to create something -- capped with a shoot night energized by a high-octane crowd of 250 laughing, clapping, screaming people -- the sudden quiet feels eerily hollow and empty, as if the party suddenly left to carry on somewhere else without us.
Wrapping the swing sets before a hiatus week is all of that and more, compounded by the knowledge that we won't be gathering again the following Monday to begin anew the week-long process of pushing the big rock up the steep hill towards another show night.
The drive home is tense – between the pounding rain and glare of oncoming traffic, the painted divider lines on the road melt into the dark wet pavement, which is when I realize just how tired and bleary-eyed I really am. Dodging the late Friday night drunks in such weather is always a challenge, followed by the inevitable hunt for a parking space on the streets around my apartment; fifteen minutes of slow cruising (and soft cursing) before a spot finally opens up five long blocks from home.
At least the rain has stopped for the moment. I lock up the car, then pause to take a good look around so I can find it tomorrow morning. I’ve awakened on more than one groggy Saturday with a head full of fumes and no earthly clue where I’d left the car the night before. Inhaling a deep breath of sweet rain-washed air, I walk the dark, deserted sidewalks listening to hundreds of tiny waterfalls trickling down gutters and drip from rooftops. Streetlights shine in the puddles at my feet. Two blocks up, I cut down an alley and pass beneath a window jutting from a damp stucco wall. An amber glow from a light inside filters through the thin curtain. Three blocks from my own cold, dark apartment, a sense of urban alienation seeps into the bones of my soul.
It feels like the end of the world.
Armageddon will not come on this night -- the angst I'm feeling is just the post-shoot blues, a malady brought on by the accumulated weight of fatigue from a hard stretch of work. Those blues hit me at the end of every week, and all the harder when heading into a hiatus. The relief at having some time off is palpable, but even that small pleasure is undercut by a disquieting sense of being suddenly cut loose from the “family” we’ve created on stage for this show. After spending so much time together – and there’s nothing like shared suffering to unify an otherwise disparate group of people – we’ve formed bonds that are very real but at the same time exceedingly tenuous. Those bonds exist in a certain time and place, but that’s all – beyond the boundaries of the stage and the show, most of us remain strangers. Although it's certainly time we went our own separate ways, I almost hate to leave.
Unlocking the door, I pick up a pile of junk mail and bills left by the mailman, then trudge upstairs to my apartment. Off come the boots and on goes the heater, and soon I'm standing with my backside to the heat while sipping a healthy slug of 100 proof Kentucky Bourbon blended with a little water. The liquid warmth thaws out my inside while the flames of the heater roast the outside. Slowly warming in the quiet of my apartment, I stare through the rain-streaked window at the cold, wet night outside. Soon will come sleep, with no alarm clock to ruin the following morning. After three weeks of marching to the show's schedule, I'm on my own time now. Already -- and with every sip -- the post-shoot blues are starting to fade away. Come the dawn, after a decent night's sleep, they'll be gone.
And the world will be a better place.